When Dean sees Castiel.
What’s the weirdest reaction had so far [about the Sexiest Man Alive thing]? From who?
— Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones (via fuckin-kisses)
who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.
Hands down one of the greatest posts I have ever reblogged on here
my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out