my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled
ICED TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND
LIFE GUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN
towels imported form turkey
and turkey imported from maine
wheres your passion
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies
just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake
you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour
I would wear the shit out of these.
— (via bevare)
this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!
Yes you did :B
They are thanking you ;b just bring them some eucalyptus leaves because they’re hungry