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uncomfortablydumb:

carowley:

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

fact

(Source: milddoormatlover)

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snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

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plop-alot:

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elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

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appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

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